Personalised Cake Toppers
Great Man Terrible Jokes, Dad Christmas Card
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Postage €2,50 to €7,00, based on your total order weight. One charge per order, no matter how many items you add.
Free delivery on orders over €50,00.
Made and dispatched in 2 to 4 working days. Delivery within Ireland takes a further 2 to 5 days.
He will read the cracker jokes out loud. He will read them out loud again after dinner. He will insist the last one was the good one. Give him a card that acknowledges the situation.
A little tree sits at the top between leafy branches and berries, with My Dad at Christmas set in bold script and serif type. Underneath, the line great man, terrible jokes runs above a bow tie divider, and it signs off with cheers, Dad, flanked by holly.
Worried it reads as a dig? It lands as affection rather than a slag, which is why it tends to end up on the mantelpiece rather than in the bin on Stephen's Day.
- A6 (105 x 148 mm) or A5 (148 x 210 mm), printed on 300gsm card
- Blank inside for your own message or your own bad joke
- Free white envelope included
- Add his name using the personalised option at checkout
- Designed and made by hand in Mallow, County Cork
If the funny angle is what you are after, the wider Christmas card range has a few more in the same spirit, and our personalised greeting cards cover his birthday when it comes round.
Card Specifications
- Size: A6 (148 x 105 mm / 5.83 x 4.13 inches) — other sizes may be available depending on the design. You can select your preferred size if the option is shown on the product page.
- Material: Premium 300gsm smooth white cardstock
- Finish: Smooth matte finish
- Envelope: Eco-friendly kraft envelope included
- Inside: Blank for your personal message
Printing & Quality
- All cards are printed in-house in Ireland using high-quality inkjet printers.
- Colours may vary slightly from what you see on screen due to monitor calibration and lighting.
Packaging
- Cards are protected in a cellophane sleeve or paper band and shipped in rigid envelopes to prevent damage in transit.
- Eco-conscious packaging is used whenever possible.
Production Time
- Cards are typically printed and dispatched within 1–3 business days.
- Shipping time depends on destination; estimated delivery dates are provided at checkout.
Customization
- Some cards may be customizable (e.g., name, age, or short message). Custom options will be clearly stated on the product page.
- Customized orders are final and non-refundable unless faulty.
Use & Display
- Cards are suitable for writing with most pen types and markers.
- They are ideal for birthdays, celebrations, thank you notes, and everyday greetings.
Eco Responsibility
- Wherever possible, materials are chosen for recyclability and sustainability.
- Kraft envelopes are recyclable. Our paper is sourced from an FSC-certified supplier — better for forests and the future.
Shipping Information
At Printarelle, we ship exclusively within Ireland. Below is an overview of our shipping process.
Estimated Delivery Times
We offer fast and reliable shipping throughout Ireland:
- Standard Shipping: 2-5 business days
- Registered Mail: 1-3 business days (includes tracking number)
Shipping Options
We offer two shipping methods to suit your needs:
- Standard Shipping: An affordable option for delivery within Ireland.
- Registered Mail: Includes a tracking number for peace of mind and faster delivery.
Shipping Address
We deliver to all addresses within the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland.
Returns
If you need to return an item, please contact our customer service team for instructions. Return shipping costs may apply depending on the reason for return.
Safety & Directions for Laminated A4 Paper, Foil Tickets, Stickers, and Other Materials Used in Card Making
Laminated A4 Paper
Safety: Handle with clean hands to avoid dirt or oil affecting the laminate's appearance.
Usage: Keep away from extreme heat or sunlight. Use sharp scissors or a paper cutter for clean cuts.
Storage: Store in a cool, dry place away from sharp objects to avoid scratches or damage.
Foil Tickets
Safety: Handle gently to prevent foil from peeling. Avoid bending or creasing the tickets.
Usage: Ideal for gifts, events, and special occasions. Double-check personalisation details before printing.
Storage: Keep flat in protective sleeves or envelopes. Avoid placing heavy items on top.
Stickers
Safety: Keep out of reach of children under 3 years old due to small parts.
Usage: Apply to clean, dry surfaces. Avoid delicate surfaces where stickers may cause damage or leave residue.
Storage: Store in a cool, dry environment. Use protective folders or pouches to prevent damage.
Other Materials (Kraft Envelopes & Printed Cards)
Safety: Ensure items are free from smudges or wet ink. Handle with clean hands to avoid marks.
Usage: Handle carefully. Seal envelopes securely to protect enclosed cards.
Storage: Keep flat in a dry, clean area. Avoid humidity to prevent paper warping or distortion.
GPSR Compliance Statement
This product complies with the General Product Safety Regulation (EU) 2023/988. It is manufactured and represented by Dexpixel Ltd, operating as Printarelle, located at 17 Rose Garden, Rose Hill, Annabella, Mallow, Co. Cork, P51 P6VH, Ireland. Files are thoroughly scanned for viruses, securely stored, and products are shipped in secure packaging to ensure safe delivery.
All products, including stickers, greeting cards, and similar items, are subject to rigorous safety and quality checks. These products are designed for decorative and gifting purposes. Stickers should be applied to clean, dry surfaces to ensure best adhesion. Cards and stickers should be kept out of reach of children under 3 years due to small parts that may pose a choking hazard.
A thorough risk analysis has been conducted to ensure safety, quality, and usability. For assistance, updates, or recalls, contact info@printarelle.com.