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Funny Birthday Cards
Funny birthday cards handmade in County Cork from €3.90 - because life is too short for cards that no one actually reads and bin before they've left the room. Browse our cute birthday cards or explore cards for him.
Funny birthday cards come in A5 and A6 with an envelope included, from €3.90, in printed colour or real foil. Filter by age, recipient and who it is from.
About these Funny Birthday Cards
A funny card has one job and a very short window to do it. These are written to land in the two seconds it takes someone to open the envelope, which mostly means short wording and no explaining. The humour runs dry rather than rude, so they can be opened at a family table without anyone having to look at the floor.
Milestone ages get the most attention here, because thirty, forty and fifty are the birthdays where a slagging is practically expected.
Every card is made to order in Mallow, County Cork, printed on heavyweight cardstock and sent blank inside, which is the point. The joke is on the front, the actual message is yours. Add a name on any design or leave the field empty. Dispatch is 2 to 4 working days by An Post. See also cards for friends, cards for brother and 40th birthday cards.
How personalising works
Pick and personalise
Choose your size and finish, then type the name and wording into the box on the product page.
I make it by hand
I print the design on 300gsm card, press any foil by hand and check it before it is packed with its envelope.
It posts from Mallow
Dispatch is 2 to 4 working days by An Post, ready to give, envelope included.
Funny Birthday Cards questions, answered
What size are the cards, and what do they cost?
Most designs come in two sizes. A6 at 10.5 by 14.8 cm, from 3.99 euro, and A5 at 14.8 by 21 cm, from 4.50 euro. A few designs are A6 only. The sizes and prices available are shown on each product page.
Can I add a name?
On personalised designs, yes. Type the name into the box on the product page and it is printed on the card. Premade designs are printed exactly as shown, with no name.
Is anything printed inside?
No. The inside is left blank so you can write your own message. Any personalisation is printed on the front of the card.
Does it come with an envelope?
Yes. Every card is sent with an envelope included in the price, kraft or white depending on the design.
Are the cards foiled or printed?
Both. Most designs are printed on 300gsm card with a smooth matte finish, and some are finished with real foil pressed by hand. A few are scratch-off. The finish is stated on each product page.
What if I spot a mistake in the details?
Message me straight away. If it has not gone to print yet I will fix it at no cost. Once it is printed and dispatched, a replacement is a paid reprint.
How long before it arrives?
Made to order and dispatched within 2 to 4 working days, then standard An Post delivery within Ireland.